MAY 23, 2005

How am I doing? You ask

Yes I am running out of safe havens to store all the cash I am making in Fozzy. The Cayman Islands won't let me keep anymore there. I think I must now contact the Swiss and their fine banks! Yeah that's the truth.

I can honestly say that the times we spent in Europe and the UK was awesome. The way it all led up to our last show at the Astoria was the BOMB. Then, we topped it off with the magnificent storybook wedding between Rich and Julie. Nobody could have ever planned or hoped for something to go so perfect!
Later this year, Fozzy gets to bombard yet another continent Australia. Never been down under before. Unless you count your mom! DOI.

Everybody is in great spirits (you do mean liquors, yes?). As you know, Rich is currently experiencing wedded bliss, Frank, too, is engaged and happy. Mike can be found testing Einstein's theory of relativity by actually playing FASTER than the speed of light.. and me. Well. I'm still ya Dad. Would you believe that Chris actually has no gag reflex? Nice..

Fozzy will be, in part, visiting Calgary on Monday May 30th. I'm sorry to say that it will just be CJ and not all of Fozzy doing the in-store signing. Hopefully we can all get back to Canada soon for some more shows.

Any low-points during the tour? Definitely When it ended. We will be back for the Download festival on June 10th? Let me also throw our heartfelt thanks to the amazing street team in the UK. Between Toad (the tour manager) and the Team (James, Lisa, and the rest of you silly Sod's) things were simply superb.

Funny backstage memories; Actually there is this one kid. He always gets backstage, through security and somehow manages to get on our tour bus! The dude is relentless! He somehow does it every time. And when he gets there, what does he do?? Asks all these questions about wrestling gossip! God bless this kid. I'm trying to remember his name

My favorite track to perform live from ATR: I really look forward to doing It's a Lie With Bonz on the rap parts and Christie Cook singing her parts. We would have Chris doing the main vocals and the rest of Fozzy layin down the filth! That would be a steamroller!!! We tried to pull this off for the Astoria, where we had all the members, but it just wasn't feasible this go around.

Additions to the infamous Porno Dance and Satan's Polka; Did you hear about the S-club incident?? It would be better told from a fans perspective. I did like that!

City I'm most excited to return for another gig; Whichever one will have us back. Potential upcoming city gigs; No one is safe, but I think you know as much as I do

Fozzy SOLD OUT the London Astoria on the recent tour! That show, truly defined Fozzy the band. The real-deal. That show, was a benchmark that set a standard for us. There is video footage floating out there somewhere. I can't wait to see it.

How much longer will we be touring to promote ATR; If I had my way, I would be writing this commentary from a tour bus, or some internet cafe in some new city we are playing. I would keep on rollin until the new record was released and then KEEP ON ROLLIN AGAIN!

Chris's XMRadio show; I have not caught it yet. Probably due to the fact that I don't get XM radio yet. If I know Chris, I'm sure the play list ROCKS!

My comments on Rich and Chris's new single Shelton Is A Little Bitch? lol What else can be said?? Poetry sheer poetry.

Regarding Agent Cooper & my other endeavors; They are all so different and all so FUN. I really enjoy the diversity. Last time I played a gig with Agent Cooper? It's been too long! We will play any wedding or Bar Mitzvah when needed.

Rich Ward's My Kung Foo is Good"; I am attached to Summer. The UK dates were fantastic! I am hopeful the record takes off like a rocket. You asked me what I am currently listening to Would you believe that I am learning 2 new Stuck Mojo tunes for a gig on June 3rd?

Based on our success, I would suggest, that everyone out there needs to audition for the tribute band, ProFozzy. Even if they do a small fraction of our sales and draw it would still be enough to purchase your own island.

Praise God!

Sean Delson